Games & Other Ideas

Whenever I'm eating a woman out, I always try to switch things around a bit or add an element of surprise to her experience. I don't want my performance to become a predictable and boring routine. I want to keep her thinking about me and the amazing things I do to her. I want her to fantasize about the next time we'll be getting together. I want her to wonder what I'll do the next time I eat her out.

Physically, there's a limit to the ways you can maneuver your tongue. But pleasuring a woman isn't just about burying your head between her legs and flicking your tongue. It's the complete experience and how you participate in and contribute to creating that experience for her. You've heard the saying "The journey is 99% of the experience." So the real trick to giving her unforgettable oral sex is to take her on a unique and memorable journey.

Below are some of my favorite things I like to do with women to add an element of variety or surprise to her experience. I'm always looking for new ideas, so please share yours in the comments section below. 

Tear Her Panties Apart
I love doing this to a woman when we're at my place or anywhere she doesn't access to a change of underwear. First I'll invest at least 15 to 30 minutes in foreplay and building her arousal. I'll slowly remove all her clothes, except for her panties, while worshiping her entire body. Tasting, licking, sucking, nibbling and savoring every inch of her flesh, from her fingertips to her lips and from her nose to her toes. Then I'll focus on tracing the outline of her legs with my tongue. Occasionally I'll stop between her legs and suck the divine nectar right through the fabric of her panties as it oozes out of her. Meanwhile, I'll be secretly nibbling a starter hole in the crotch her underwear. Sometimes she'll pull her panties aside and eagerly invite me to taste her succulent pussy. Or if she discovered the starter hole, she may begin to make it larger. Either way, it's a great way to get her fingers involved in the fun. When she's been tortured enough and can no longer wait to be eaten, I'll let her marinate in her delicious juices for just a little while longer. The growing wet spot between her legs is a great indicator of how ready she is. When she's juicy, ripe and ready, using the starter hole I've been creating, I'll savagely tear her panties apart at the crotch and feast on her sweet wet pussy. I love sending a woman home wearing panties soaked in her pussy juices and torn apart at the crotch.

A few days later, I'll give her a little package, preferably in front of her girlfriends and I'll whisper "You may want to open this in private." If she decides to open it in front of her friends, she may have some explaining to do when she reveals a new pair of novelty panties with the words "All you can eat" printed on the front and a note apologizing for destroying her old panties in the heat of the moment.

Full Body Massage
Learn how to give a full body massage. There's a lot you can learn on-line and from educational videos borrowed from your local library. Learn about massaging oils and aroma therapy using essential oils. It's fun, erotic and sensual. A soothing massage will help her to relax and will keep her aroused and in the mood, while your tongue and her little bundle of nerves take a break.

I enjoy concentrating on massaging different parts of her body in between rounds of eating my woman out. An amazing massage will give your woman an unforgettable and mind blowing experience, whether it's between rounds of an all night long pussy eating session or with sex in general.

Full Salon Quality Pedicure
Learn how to give a full salon quality pedicure. Women love receiving pedicures, they're very sensual, and it gives you something to do while your jaw rests. Most women already have everything necessary to give herself a pedicure, but if she doesn't or if you want the items available at your place, here's what you'll need:
  • Wash basin(s)
  • Foot soak, Epsom salt or bath salts
  • Pumice stone
  • Small foot brush
  • Cuticle stick
  • Toenail clippers
  • File or emery board
  • Foot scrub treatment
  • Foot massaging lotion
  • Cotton balls
  • Nail polish remover
  • Toe separators (optional)
  • Base coat for nails
  • Nail polish
  • Top coat for nails

A good pedicure would normally take about an hour, but the idea here is to break it down into several steps. Then you can attend to each step in between rounds of eating her out, while her little bundle of nerves settle down.
  • Remove any old nail polish with nail polish remover and cotton balls.
  • Soak her feet in a basin filled with warm water and the desired amount of foot soak, bath salts or Epsom salt. I have two small wash basins at home, so I can spread her legs apart and easily eat her out while each foot soaks individually.
  • Buff her feet with the foot brush to remove dead skin. Use the pumice stone on rough areas to soften her feet. Scrub her feet with an exfoliating foot scrub. Rinse and dry. Gently push her cuticles back along the nail with an cuticle stick, they should be supple from the soaking. Now that her feet are clean and soft, you can start kissing, sucking and nibbling on her toes. Women love having their toes sucked. Kiss and lick her feet, working your way up her legs and eat her out again.
  • Trim her nails to desired shape and length. Remove any rough edges with a file. Buff the surface of her nails with a fine emery board. Carefully dig out any gunk from beneath her toenails. Wipe her toes clean. Suck on her toes and work your way up her feet and legs, until your face is buried between her legs again.
  • Apply a base coat to her toenails and eat her out while you wait for it to dry.
  • Apply the first coat of color to her toenails and dine on some pussy while it dries.
  • Apply the second coat of color and lick her clit while you wait.
  • Apply a crystal-clear top coat to add shine and protect the paint from chipping. Guess what you should be doing while you wait for it to dry.
After each coat of wet paint, I like telling my woman that she has to remain still, otherwise she may smear the polish and ruin the sheets, rug, table cloth, or whatever surface it is that I'm eating her out on.

Women will begin to use the word "Pedicure" during public conversations as private code. In her mind, pedicures will become synonymous with eating her out. A woman once told me that while she was getting her toes done at the spa, she was thinking about my pedicures and she experienced three spontaneous orgasms. Wow! It was about a month since I had last eaten her out and she's still cumming. I didn't even know that was possible.

Oops, I forgot to buy condoms
Whenever I'm seeing a new girl, I always conveniently forget to bring condoms during the first week or so of our relationship. She's dying to get fucked, but I won't fuck her without protection. I'll eat her out, but I won't fuck her. It almost always guarantees she'll invite me back again and still I forget to bring condoms. I love it, it drives women crazy and eventually she'll bring the condoms. Then I'll tell her that they're the wrong brand, type, size or whatever. As a result, I've eaten more pussy that I've fucked, but it all in food fun.

Phone Sex
This game was originally invented while I was with this girl when her cell phone rang. I had invested about an hour warming her up and getting her wet and ready. She was lying naked on my floor with her legs spread wide open, inviting me to feast on her juicy wet pussy. She could no longer take the torture and I was dying to eat her out, but I wanted to tease her for just a little while longer, when suddenly her cell phone rang. She knew it was her fiance from the sound of the ring tone and she felt obligated to answer. He was away at school finishing up his master's degree and it was hard for them to talk because he was either in class, working, or studying. She jumped up, grabbed her phone, threw her shirt on my couch, plopped down and started chatting away. She was a co-worker of mine whom I had fantasized about for the longest time and I didn't want to risk losing my opportunity by giving her a chance to cool down. I kept trying to pry her legs apart and do to her what she had been eagerly awaiting. She was leaking onto her shirt and I didn't want any of her divine nectar go to waste, I wanted to sip from the tap, but she kept on pushing me away and giving me the "Shhh" signal. Eventually my persistence prevailed and she allowed me to bite into her forbidden fruit. Soon we needed a more comfortable position, so I pulled her to the floor and she sat on my face. I was holding her hips and looking up, watching the facial expressions of this gorgeous young petite redhead with pale skin as she was every so slowly grinding my tongue. It was the most beautiful sight, her eyes were closed, her jaw was dropped and her breathing was sensual. Then she began to fuck my mouth with more and more intensity, until she erupted and accidentally moaned in her boyfriend's ear. It felt amazing and exhilarating, like I had stolen something that didn't belong to me.

I made a game of it. Whenever her phone rang, no matter who it was, it was my cue to throw her down, spread her legs and service her. But she got back at me! She came over one day, grabbed my phone and called my girlfriend. I had no idea what she was intending and she scared the shit out of me. When my girlfriend answered, she handed me the phone and whispered in my ear "Don't hang up until I'm finished with you!" She dropped to her knees and proceeded to give me a blowjob. I was covering the phone so my girlfriend couldn't hear what was going on, but the warm mouth sliding up and down around my dick felt amazing, and it was getting more and more difficult to concentrate on the conversation while trying to muffle the suction noises. She was holding me on edge and it was agonizing! All I wanted to do was cum and get it over with, but it was so good I never wanted it to end. When she finally let me explode inside her mouth, I thought she was going to gag and expose our mischievous behavior, but she quietly swallowed and whispered in my ear "Now you know how it feels."

She suspects that her fiance (now husband) had been sleeping with other women while away at school, but she feels she has no right to judge him now.

Since then, if I'm seeing a woman who has a boyfriend or husband, I am determined to eat her out whenever she's on the phone with him.

There was this time when I was eating out this woman and she told her husband on the phone what I was doing. That freaked me the fuck out at first, but apparently that's the kind of relationship they have and he was very accepting of it. However, she said that her sister said that she shouldn't tell her boyfriend because he'd get upset. Go figure. And What? She told her sister too?

The Dice Game
I love playing this dice game with women. I make her roll two dice and the number that comes up is the number of times that she's going to have to cum. It doesn't really matter how she reaches orgasm, but the only ones that count are the ones that she feeds me. Girls usually aren't too impressed by this game during our first intimate encounter. She's probably thinking "Yeah, whatever." But once she learns how well and how much I love eating pussy, it's fun to see the look of shock on her face when she rolls a 12 and the look of disappointment when she rolls a 2. It doesn't really matter what she rolls because she's going to be eaten out for as long as she desires and for as often as she wants.

To keep her fantasizing about of this fun game, you can buy her fuzzy dice to hang from her car's review mirror, leave a pair on her desk at work, on her nightstand at home or anywhere she'll find them. To send her a suggestive message that only the two of you will understand, randomly pull two dice from your pocket and roll them in public.

Roll Playing
Her experience is just as much (if not more) mental than it is physical. Become willing to attend to her desires even if they are a little naughty, dirty or taboo. Learn about her fantasies and help her to fulfill them. If her fantasies are too strange, dangerous or disturbing, or if you're uncomfortable living them out, then roll play the experience.

Clean Her Out
Since women are generally capable of experiencing many more orgasms than men, women deserve to be eaten out first, last, and several times in between. I don't believe in double standards in the bedroom. I love it when a woman sucks my dick and swallows my cum after I've fucked her. I love it when she tastes both herself and myself, so I should be willing to do the same for her. Guess what? A lot of women absolutely love being licked clean after she's been fucked hard and filled with cum. Eating the love potion that you two made together, right out of her sloppy pussy, can be an exhilarating experience for both of you. There are a few fun positions to try this.
  • She can be lying on her back and you can be fingering her, thus scooping your love potion into your mouth as you eat and clean her out. She may be interested in tasting your fingers too.
  • She can be sitting on your face, squeezing her PC muscles and using gravity to force feed your cum back to you as you tongue fuck her.
  • She can be fingering herself and sharing her sticky fingers with you.
  • You can cum on her body and lick it off. Try cumming on her pussy so you can lick her clit as you're cleaning her up.
  • If you're really adventurous, you can try sucking your cum out of her ass after anal sex. A cleansing enema before anal sex is recommended.
  • If you're gay, bisexual, or otherwise into it, you can try eating someone else's cum out of her.

Tongue 'n Toy Joy
Peter Phisnarus suggested this idea in the comments below. He suggests simultaneous multiple stimulation of all her sweet spots for even greater pleasure and more intense orgasms.

I suggest that you don't keep your own personal collection of toys. Women don't want you using a toy on them that you've used on someone else, so always use her own personal toys on her. If you want to introduce her to toy play during oral, but she doesn't own any, then just buy her one. She'll know it's never been used before by anyone else when you remove it from the sealed packaging together. Toys are expensive and the type of toy can be a personal preference, so it's always best to start off with a cheap bullet vibrator and work your way up from there.

I've had lots of fun eating out women while using toys and they're a great way to give your mouth a break without interrupting her pleasure. But sometimes she may enjoy the toy too much and you may find yourself competing with the toy. Here's a variation to Peter's idea that one girl I knew absolutely loved. She loved kneeling on the floor, resting her chest on the sofa and using her rabbit vibrator to simultaneously stimulate her clit and G-spot, while I deeply tongue fucked her ass from behind. She said that gave her the most intense orgasms.


Vary the Atmosphere
One of the easiest ways to add variety to her experience is to vary the atmosphere.

In a fixed location such as the bedroom, you can change the temperature, the lighting, the music, the visual effects, the sounds, the smells, and etc. For example, turn on some romantic music, illuminate the room with flickering candles, sprinkle rose petals on the bed and start out with a sensual bubble bath.

Another idea is to vary the physical location. I love eating pussy anywhere and everywhere, on the bed, on the floor, on the kitchen counters, her place, my place, in the pool, in the car, on the car, at work, in the woods, in the rain, on the beach, on the subway, and etc.

It all depends on how adventurous the two of you are and is only limited by your imagination. If you have some good ideas, please share them in the comments below.


Games like this are a lot of fun to play with women. And an added benefit is they plant words, actives, images and other things in her head that will trigger memories of the most amazing oral sex she's ever had. I've hooked up with a few women from work and it's great that I work in a very social and friendly environment, because I have frequent interactions with these women and potential triggers come up all the time. It's a fun opportunity to tease a previous hookup by putting emphasis on the trigger. It's a private message that only she'll understand, it's fun to she her reaction and it may even result in a booty call. Sometimes I like to refer to it as a foody call rather than a booty call. I know it's lame, but here's what I tell the ladies: You eat food and I intend to eat you out, so that makes this a foody call.

Here are some examples of ways I've exploited a potential trigger to get a foody call:
  • I was attending a casino night charity event where and I saw coworker I had eaten. I whispered in her ear "Oh, they play a dice game here too. Do you think they'll let us borrow the dice?"
  • When I see a coworker that I've eaten at the bar during happy hour, I'll pull dice from my pocket and roll them in front of her and her friends. Then passed the dice around and say "Now, it's your turn."
  • When hanging out with a girl I've eaten, I may say to one of her friends "It looks like you need a pedicure. You know, I give amazing pedicures."
  • Whenever a coworker that I've eaten sighs "Ugh! I need a massage." I'll rub her shoulders and say "WOW You're tense.  Is there anything I can do to help relieve your tension?"
  • When a phone rings, I'll say to a girl who I've eaten "Do you remember what happened the last time I heard that ringtone?"

Women enjoy receiving oral sex just as much as men do. I like linking a sensual non-sexual activity with her receiving oral sex. So whenever she experiences the sensual non-sexual activity she will know to expect to receive oral sex as well. Sometimes that connection needs to be reinforced in her mind. Lovers have often asked me to give them a back massage and I've said "You know, I can't give you a back massage unless your promise to feed me desert afterward. Now are you sure you want a back massage?" Their answer usual sounds something like this "God yes!" When I'm done with her back massage her pussy is going to be so wet I can swim in it.

Invent your own double entendre
A double entendre is a word or phrase that has two meanings. The first is the usual and innocent meaning.  The second meaning has a sexual connotation to it and is usually only understood by adults or  a certain group of people. I am known to give pedicures to women I eat out. I find pedicures to be very sensual and I'll work on the different steps of a pedicure in between rounds of eating a girl out. Thus, pedicures have often become associated and synonymous with me eating pussy. It's like speaking in code. I could be talking about pedicures with a group of people and only certain girls will understand the secret underlying naughty message. I've also found that some women are shy about asking for oral sex, but they're more comfortable saying "I need a pedicure" rather than "I need my pussy eaten." This frequent association of a non-sexual activity with a sexual activity can actually begin to create a powerful link in her brain. In her mind, the two things begin to always go together, like peanut butter and jelly. One girl told me that she was at the spa getting her toes done and she couldn't stop fantasizing about being eaten out and she eventually had three spontaneous orgasms. Wow! I didn't even know that was possible.

I'm always looking for new ideas to try so, please share your ideas in the comments section below.

5 comments:

  1. You may lick all the area surrounding the entrance of the vagina like licking an ice cream cone, with a wide, relaxed tongue and with pleasure. In one of my favorite series, Nip / Tuck, Dr. Troy recommended the associate that he spells the alphabet with his tongue two times near clitoris the next occasion he practices cunnilingus. Personally, I suggest the alphabet is typed only one time, whilst reiterating the letter 'M' with a lot of the letters.

    ART OF CUNNILINGUS

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  2. tongue 'n toy joy -- simultaneous multiple stimulation of all her sweet spots for even greater pleasure and more intense orgasms.

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    1. Hi Peter, thanks for your comment. I love using toys while eating pussy. It adds a whole other element to her experience and it enables you to give your mouth a break without interrupting her pleasure. I don't personally own any toys because I don't like the idea of using a toy on a woman that I used on another, Type of toy are a personal preference, they can be hit or miss and they can get quite expensive. So if she doesn't already have one of her own, I'll just buy her a cheap bullet vibrator for starters. Most women love it.

      The same girl who inspired the "Phone Sex" game above...the girl I used to eat out whenever she was on the phone with her fiance also inspired a variation to your "Tongue 'n toy joy" idea. She loved kneeling on the floor, resting he chest on the sofa and using her dual action vibrator to simultaneously stimulate her clit and G-spot, while I tongue fucked her ass from behind. She said that gave her the most intense orgasms.

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  3. This is such a fun read! I'm loving it!

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    1. Hi Gudlaug. I'm glad you're enjoying this read. Please don't be shy about sharing your own ideas on how a guy can keep his performance from becoming routine and predictable while enhancing the woman's experience. I love hearing from women and greatly value their insight. This is a topic in which women are the experts and men are the students.

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